When I was 10,I loved Shrek so much I joined his cult and would pray to him, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Some bullies heard me and chased me to my locker, they pinned me to it and punched me in the face, it hurt a lot, but I couldn’t let Shrek down so I beat the fuck out of them like eggs and sacrificed them to Shrek. Shrek came to me, held me with his ogreful hands and whispered in my ear “it’s ogre when I say it’s ogre” and the ogre-lord and saviour himself bottled my cum and gave it to donkey, his noble steed and rode of, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.