How many shrek movies have been released during the Trump presidency? None, zero, nada, nill, zip. No shrek movies have been released during Donald J Trumps presidency so far. Do you think that this is somehow a funny coincidence that has no significant meaning what so ever? Think again libptarp. The reason no shrek movies have been released during Trumps presidency is because our president is Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life, and Shrek is our 45th president.

I mean it’s so obvious once you take a deeper look at the two personas Shrek puts out. Shrek is but a humble ogre who only wants to protect his peacefull swamp land from the globalist agenda of lord farquaad. Trump is only but a humble ogre who wants to protect his swamp land from avocados, who mock him and his people with their smooth green flesh.

Yeah there may be some differences in their characters, and Trump may not be as fuckable as shrek, but that only proves my point further. Because Trump and Shrek are like a 5th dimensional onion, wrapping around each others characters elegantly.

It may seem hard to believe these accusations but it’s all true. I can prove it easily. Have you ever seen Trump X Shrek Hentai and felt uncomfortable? I mean they’re basically the two most hottest characters on the planet so a Trump X Shrek hentai should be the sexyist thing possible, right? Well the reason seeing Trump takes Shreks 24″ long slong up his shithole is so strange is because we’re seeing two of the same person in the same picture. That’s the only possible reason why my friends would have blocked me after I sent them the hottest pornography on earth. It’s the paradox of having two of the same person in the same room that made them so unhappy. God fucking God breaks the natural order.

Shrek is Trump. Trump is our god emperor. Shrek. Is. God.