No, you didn’t “gottem”

In fact, I expected something like the sort coming from someone of your strain.

And – let me tell you – it wasn’t funny. Even in the slightest. Actually, it was abominably unfunny.

But, not just that. It’s more. It’s offensive and – undoubtedly – a crime against humanity.

For that, you are triply unlucy, as my father works for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), my mother for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and my uncle for the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL).

I reported your act for them, and they said you made one of the worst things they ever heard, and, probally, one of your worst mistakes in life (thinking you are “funny” on the internet).

I contacted this website administration, too.

I’m sure justice will be served in no time. Expect some visits and subpoenas, ‘insert name here’ – the “funny” guy.

Take care.