See this card? This is THE most impressive business card I’ve ever seen — it’s MINE. It took me TWENTY-FIVE YEARS to design this.

This card IS expensive; it’s about $4 a card — because of the stock. It doesn’t FIT in a Rolodex because it doesn’t BELONG in a Rolodex. My card is *die-cut*. My card is *foil-stamped*. My card is *embossed*. My card has a *pop-up*. It’s the kind of thing where your card should be so good that even if they don’t like you, they won’t throw it out. Because it demonstrates your credible marketing capability.

— [Paraphrased from here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk)