Had a conversation at lunch one day about how much it would realistically take for a straight dude to suck a dick, and one guy was like “I wouldn’t do it for a BILLION.” And my response was “for a billion, I’d be the fucking halftime show at the superbowl. I’d blow every dick they could bring me at the 50 yard line on national television. A billion doll-hairs buys me and everyone I love a brand new life.”

But yeah, also I’d suck a dick for $100k, I’d probably do it for $10k but less than that and I don’t think I need the money that bad. Again though, I don’t make $1000/hr or anywhere close to that. So if we’re looking at it as purely a business transaction my labor, for their money… I might talk myself into less than $10k.