So the first time I saw porn was while scrolling through Google+ as a naive 11 year old. There I was, looking at boomer memes and “repost or die” images when suddenly I scrolled by (what seemed to be) an interesting post. I paused and saw 2 people but… something was off. I panicked and froze, fearfully staring at the screen. The people were naked. Not only that, but they were on top of each other, one’s head on the others genitals, and the other returning the favor. It would’ve been fine, had I not been 11, but what made it a universal wrong was that there wasn’t just one penis in the picture. There were two. Two, cursed penises. Both of which were being feverishly grasped on the other’s mouth. My 11 year old mind couldn’t handle it and I went into paralytic shock, never to recover and to keep diving deeper into the rabbit hole of gay porn.

tl;dr- my first porn experience was when i was 11 and i saw two men 69ing on google+