I can’t fit my hand inside a Pringle can, I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can, so they all go spilling onto my face. What I’m trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. I’ll say it again, the diameter of pringle cans is way too small, two radiuses of a pringle can is way to small. Like, like look at your hands, everyone around you look at THEIR hands. Look at all of these hands that are too small to fit inside of a pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. You think you can, I know you can’t, don’t LIE to yourself.

pringles, pringles please just listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans, just make them wider, I’ve overdone the Pringles thing, sorry.

So I went to Chipotle– I went to Chipotle and I got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line and got all these ingredients and at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito,, but half the shit inside the burrito spilled out. He still wrapped it. I was like, “Dude you should have warned me! You’re a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through like ‘Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here'”. Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn’t have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn’t gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look, I wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit. I wouldn’t have got half of it. Like, I’m okay with small mistakes, if you’ve got no more chicken, I’ll take pork, but I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.