I won’t lie. That was pretty funny. In fact, I almost laughed. Before I joined Reddit, I would laugh at almost anything. But when I joined Reddit, everything changed. I was subscribed to /r/funny for a few months, and it was full of stuff that wasn’t funny at all. Eventually, I forgot how to laugh because of how unfunny everything was. Instead of laughing I just exhaled through my nose. Your post was so funny, though, that I exhaled through my nose and almost laughed. But maybe it was a bit too funny… I exhaled so hard that a booger flew out of my nose. It doesn’t seem like a huge problem, right? You’re probably gonna reply “Just flick it away, you dumb bastard.” so let me just tell you to stop that right now. You don’t know what my life is like. Ever since I was born, I enjoyed picking my nose. I did it so often that now my mom can sense when I touch my boogers. That’s why I’ve been trying not to pick my nose for the past few weeks. I just know my mom is going to take a picture of me touching a booger and post it on Facebook. So I’m just going to suck it into my mouth! What could possibly go wrong? UPDATE: It’s been a few hours since I swallowed the booger. I still feel the same, but I still don’t feel like I need to shit. UPDATE 2: So i just took a shit. I wanted to make sure the booger got out, so I broke all my turds to try and find the booger, but I found nothing. Sadly, my mom took a picture of me playing with my shit. I hope she gets banned from Facebook if she posts that… UPDATE 3: I did some research and I think the booger might have gotten out of my system by now. TL;DR I’m immature and I spent ten minutes writing this stupid story.