>Wow. Wow. Whoooooaaagh Fucking Awesome! Man the beauty of this post is that I think you are serious. We encounter a fair amount of entitled/delusional people here but I am going to proclaim you their god. Wow. Just wow. I am in awe of your thought process. I was picking rocks on our farm for ten cents an hour when I was six years old. At nine I had a paper route and worked a full time hired man’s job at the neighboring farm. And it goes on from there. And at eighteen you are bitching about your mommy cutting off your fucking ALLOWANCE and you want to SUE for that. Oh my aching ass I would give my left nut just for a picture of you so I can see the actual Lizard God of Cluelessness and not the one my mind forms. I’m serious. Please come back and ask us questions again, I have never had such pleasure. I cant even make sarcastic comments because you are already hitting every level without even any trolling. Thank you for making my day. And please please please come back!!!!