So yesterday at lunch, I was eating lunch with my friends, but one of my friends wasn’t in his usual seat, so we waited for him. Then that kid who really likes Among Us (he even made a presentation on it recently) started marching over to our table- I knew he was up to his usual shenanigans. He was muttering something to himself about “trolling” and sat down with a malicious look on his face. One of my friends was sitting above a vent, and the kid yelled “Black is sus! He’s on top of a vent!!” I was really annoyed, but I tried to just ignore it. Then after a moment of silence he asked us if we wanted to play Among Us with him. In my opinion the game just isn’t that fun. I figured being silent would get him to leave us alone, so I followed that course of action. The kid was beginning to look anxious when he furiously slapped the table (which I imagine was mimicking the “emergency meeting” feature in Among Us) and screamed “EMERGENCY MEETING!!!” It wasn’t funny at all, no one thought it was. I finally decided to step up, so I said “Can you please sit somewhere else?” We sat there again in silence as he looked like he was shuffling through his thoughts for his next idea. He then made a revoltingly wide smile at us and said “When the imposter is sus!” and then made a disturbingly wide eyed face at us. I was getting scared at this point. He then whipped out his phone and played an Among Us song really loud. I asked him to leave again, and so did my friends. Then my friend who was usually where this maniac was came back, and promptly took his spot back. We all watched as he walked back to his table, and I swear I overheard him say something about “trolling us all.” What a day.