This was quite a few years ago, almost 10 now. I was dating a guy online, and he flew me to Cali from my home state for a week long visit/vacation. I am an incredibly nervous pooper and sometimes when around new people I won’t go for days on end. Well that happened, as I was staying at his house and wasn’t ever alone. The visit went well and we had a blast but on the morning I was leaving, the urge to poop was too great.

I went to take a shower to get ready to head for the airport, and pooped with the water on so he wouldn’t hear. I felt so much better, until I tried to flush. It..wouldnt…go…down. I fucking panicked, I was so embarrassed and didn’t know what to do. So I wrapped my hand in a plastic bag I had put my soaps and stuff in and grabbed the monster 7 days of poop. The trash can was empty so nothing to hide it under. Soooo I put it in my suitcase I had with me in the bathroom. I was hoping I would be able to sneak it into another trashcan at the airport before I checked my bag, but I lost my ticket in the car and in my panic to find it I completely forgot about the poop.

I got home like 8 hours later and found my shame, I was still so embarrassed I just threw it away and cried. I can’t even imagine what someone thought if they had to search through my bag after I checked it.