EXT SAN FRANCISCO- DAY
Dr. Eggman crawls out from beneath the wreckage of his
crashed Drill-Mobile and begins hobbling down the street,
terrified. Sonic is right behind him in his green SUV,
chasing him at about 5 miles per hour
EGGMAN
Please, Sonic I’1l never turn
animals into robots againl I swearl
Sonic ignores him and speeds up.
EGGMAN
You can’t do this You aren’t above
the law!
(To Officer Burpo)
You there Y’re a cop! Stop this
crazy murdererl
Officer Burpo turns off his body camera and smirks. Sonic
speeds up again.
SONIC
I’m Sonic. Sonic the ROAD-hog
EGGMAN
I’m going to die
Sonic floors it. The SUv collides with Eggman with a
sickening THUD, and knocks him over. He yells in agony as
the 3,470 pound machine rolls over him. Wet CRUNCHING
noises are heard aB Eggman lets out one last, almost
inhuman scream of pain. Jump cut to Sonic in his vehicle.
SONIC
(To the camera)
Did I do thaaaat?
Officer Burpo and his WHITE COP FRIENDS laugh heartily. The
camera zooms out as a parody of This Is America performed
by Weird Al called “Hedgehog America” plays.