We are here to kill Chaos. We must kill Chaos. My quest is to kill Chaos. Chaos will die. I can’t fucking stand Chaos. *Chaos*. He pisses me off. Chaos won’t escape. Chaos killed my wife and fucked my dog and recorded it. *Chaos*. I have the mp4 on my MacBook. Chaos is a loser nerd with no friends. *Chaos*. This is the shrine of Chaos. *Chaos*. We’re here. Mom said it’s my turn to kill Chaos. We are here to kill Chaos. *Chaos*. That’s my mission. I hate Chaos so much, it’s unreal. Chaos will be waiting for us. I only know one thing. *Chaos*. I want to kill Chaos. I can smell Chaos, so I think he’s around. This is the shrine to Chaos. I just shit my pants. He’s here. *Chaos*. Chaos pissed on my doormat. *Chaos*. He was trying to draw his own face with his piss. Chaos is the speed-eating champion in Scranton, Pennsylvania- Chalupa division. *Chaos*. I won’t rest until Chaos is defeated. Chaos hates capitalism and yet he participates in it. Ironic. *Chaos*. Fuckin’ piece of shit, I hate that guy. I won’t forgive Chaos. *Chaos*. Chaos bought the last Skylander at my local Toys “R” Us. *Chaos*. Even though he knew I wanted it. I’m going to kill Chaos. *Chaos*. Chaos can’t even bench one plate. I know that Chaos is here. Chaos is team Edward, but I haven’t seen Twilight yet, so I don’t know if I’ll agree with that. This is the end for Chaos. I should have known Chaos was behind this. Chaos won’t stand in my path. Chaos will taste my revenge. Chaos does a lot of volunteer work. *Chaos*. And makes a big impact in his community. *Chaos*. You bitch. I hope Chaos doesn’t think my shirt is weird. His opinion means a lot to me. *Chaos*. Chaos downloaded a bunch of dolphin porn onto my computer. That’s how come it’s on there. *Chaos*. Who are you? I am Chaos.