Every morning I press my unlock key 5 times because my horn will make a cool beat. I then get in my car and rev my engine up for about a minute to “warm up the engine because my car has a turbo on it and a youtube video said I should because reasons” and also because at about 3000rpms my aftermarket exhaust resonates in just this certain way that I like. Since I live in an apartment complex, I park facing someone else’s bedroom window, so I make sure that my headlights are on, because I like the way their curtains look in my HID headlights. They are the curtains with holes in them that dont block out much light, so I’m sure they enjoy the way their room becomes illuminated with a pattern. Then, since i drive a stick, I try to shift into reverse, gun it to chirp my tires (helps them warm up), forget about reverse lockout so I’m actually in first, drive forward as fast as possible on accident, and crash into my neighbors bedroom. Then I get out because I forgot to grab the coffee cup I put on top of my car, back up, and go to my job at Comcast Customer Service.