NO NUT NOVEMBER

 day 1: I started, however I don’t think i will go well

Day 2: My penis has started erratically twitching

Day 3: I am starting to hallucinate things, and the twitching is getting worse

Day 4: I am like a zombie, I have no energy, the twitching is so bad, and half of what i see if not real

Day 5: I am starting to lose touch with what is reality, and what is not

Day 6: I have started to look at my mother, she is very uncomfortable, no matter how hard I try, I cannot seem to stop looking at her

Day 7: My balls have turned blue

 Day 25: I went into a coma for what seems to be 2 weeks because of my no nuts, I can’t take it any more

Day 26: My little sister is scared of me, she runs to the attic and hides when she comes home from preschool, she is right to be scared, who knows what i will do with her

Day 27: I am banned from school for assaulting one of the female teachers

Day 28: My penis is the size of an elementary school, it has grown due to the buildup of sperm

Day 29: I am so close to rupturing, I have destroyed 13 buildings with my giant, massive penis.

Day 30: I finally burst, I have been ejaculating for the last 5 hours, and it seems it will never stop, I have drowned 13 infants and 79 adults with my semen, which has flooded my city

 Day 31: NNN has finally ended, but I haven’t stopped ejaculating, I am being tried in the International Criminal Court in the Hague for my war crimes in my city, as I drowned 13 million people, but I keep flooding the courtroom with my semen

Day 32: The whole world is covered in my semen, all oceans, land, and houses are covered in my semen. Whats left of the human race live on house boats that float on my semen, all religion is gone, and everyone worships my penis, which is the size of Rhode Island. NNN was truely a disaster.