Among Us: The Movie
\*Happy ukulele music\*
\*Illumination studios logo\*
\*A footage of happy, colorful planet with people from Among Us but without the backpacks\*
Narrator: Long time ago, few brave, blobby astronauts vente… went on very important mission…
\*Footage of crew boarding the ship\*
\*Crowd cheers\*
Red: We’ll be back soon!
Yellow \*on the phone\*: Dont worry honey, I have spare underwear, yes I did the dishes, bye!
\*Camera shows one woman in the crowd\*
Women \*crying, getting to fence, punching the confused but gentle bodyguard\*: Bye, son!
Red \*embarrassed\*: Yeah, mom…
Black \*with perfect voice\*: Come on Red, we have important mission! We are the bravest on our planet, dont be a crybaby!
\*Footage of ship starting\*
\*Footage of ship passing through quirky Universe, some funny looking galaxies, cut very fast\*
Narrator: …their mission went smoothly at first…
\*Red is swiping his admin card furiously, the system gets it, but at the end it shows DENIED again, Red sighs\*
\*Green is shown programming some things\*
\*Yellow and others are doing home chores but on the ship, making it comical\*
\*Black is noble head of security and studying plans of ship while sipping coffee\*
Narrator: …but then… something SUS happened!
\*Black “hand” on EMERGENCY MEETING BUTTON\*
\*BEEP with echo effect\*
\*Everybody is at cafeteria\*
Red: What happened?
Yellow: Yeah, I was on phone with my honey!
Pink: Why you interrupted my make-up routine?
Black \*dead serious voice\*: We have an… \*zoom on his non-existent mouth that appears only for the scene\* impostor… among us.
\*REMIXED MEMORIES BY DAVID GUETTA AND CUDI START PLAYING\*
\*Black screen: FROM CREATORS WHO BROUGHT YOU: MINIONS, MARIO MOVIE AND… SING\*
\*All the crazy tasks I did tonight\*
Black \*shows plans of the ship\*: So. Somebody has cut our friend Orange in half. But he is doing well, I assume.
\*Those will be the best memories\*
Orange: \*Walks in with his legs attached backwards\*: Yeah, i felt pretty cut in half, but now I feel pretty good! \*Tries to walk out of the cafeteria, misses and hits the wall to the sigh of Black\*
Black: Sadly, I wasn’t able to find out who he i-
Red: I will find out!
\*I just wanna let it go in the space\*
Black: Are you going to call your mom first?
\*Whole squad laughing\*
\*Red leaves in betrayal\*
\*Black screen: STARRING BEN AFFLECK, ADAM SANDLER AND JACK BLACK\*
\*That would be the best therapy for me\*
\*We see a Red in his room, backwards\*
Red: No matter what it costs…
\*Puts a fancy hat on his head\*
Red: …I will show them, that I’m worth being an astronaut…
\*Makes angry face\*
Red: …and find out, WHO THE IMPOSTOR IS!
\*Knock from the next room\*\*muffled voice\*: Hey, can you be a little more silent, I’m doing my makeup!
\*HEY HEY\*
\*Montage of more friends being cut in half\*
\*Red’s best friend Orange dying on the bed in Medical\*
\*One of the astronauts discover vents, but they shrug their arms and close them instantly\*
\*YE-YEAH\*
\*Shots of astronauts watching over security footage\*
\*Epic shot of spaceship exploding in space\*
\*Black shouts at Red in the corridor\*: I WILL VOTE YOU OUT OF THIS SHIP!
\*HEY HEY\*
\*One of the shots shows that the ship is transporting very important material: a plant for the abandoned planet\*
\*One of the astronauts is being electrocuted by cable task\*
\*AMONG US: THE MOVIE\*
(silence)
\*The astronauts can be seen at cafeteria, doing another emergency meeting\*
Red: He did it again! Impostor has blacked out entire ship!
Yellow: And someone has closed all the doors!
Pink: Blocked all systems!
Orange: And clogged the toilet!
(awkward silence…)
Orange: What did I say?
\*IN CINEMAS HOLIDAYS 2022\*