Imagine, plane filled with kids, all dancing in Fortnite outfits with Nerf guns. They take the pilot as hostage and sacrifice them to Epic Games. All parents will also be hostages but the kids will allow them to make their last communication with a loved one through Fortnite voice chat. Then, the planes will land on the Epic Games building. The kids run out the plane with Nerf guns pointed at the parents head, they continue running and finally get inside the building. The parents get tied down to chairs, each in separate and dark rooms. No light, no communication with the outside world, no kids. All the sudden, something in front of the parents turns on, it’s Fortnite. They don’t see a controller but they see a grown man with a headband in yellow, covered in little Ninja men. He seems to be speaking but no words can be heard. They feel something on their heads, headphones. Slowly, they start listening to Fortnite Korean parodies. The parents seems to be confused. I am Dr. Socks, a computer engineer, certified beauty and formal Epic Games employee. I slowly started to eat and drink with the parents while they were going through what I call, “Operation Missing Epic Games Plane – Fortnite Edition”. Yes I know, very specific. Well, let’s go through the timeline of the experiment and what happened. By the way, while I am typing this, the experiment is over. I know the results and want to share them to you, Sandy. Well, I’m actually getting a bit tired and I’m wasting my time typing this but let’s just say, THEY FUCKEN LOVED IT MAN, THEY BOUGHT MORE CHILDREN PLANE TICKETS AND FUCKEN DID THAT SHIT AGAIN. OHHH YEAAH BABY.