\[Shadow\]: I promised Maria to get revenge.

\[Sonic\]: You’re wrong, Shadow. That image playing over and over in your head like a “Gif”… it’s not the truth.

\[Shadow\]: It’s pronounced “JIF”.

\[Sonic\]: Huh?

\[Shadow\]: .JIF, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.

\[Sonic\]: That’s dumb. It’s Graphics Interchange Format.

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\[Shadow\]: The “P” in JPEG stands for “photographic.” But I bet you don’t say “J-PHEG.”

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\[Sonic\]: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”. That’s totally different.

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\[Shadow\]: It’s exactly the same!

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\[Sonic\]: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.

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\[Shadow\]: Gentrification.

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\[Sonic\]: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.

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\[Shadow\]: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “SCUH-BAH”… or “la-sear”!

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\[Sonic\]: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-PEG”… Wait, “laser” is an acronym?

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\[Shadow\]: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

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\[Sonic\]: Huh. Didn’t know that. You’re still wrong though.

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\[Shadow\]: You just hate me because I’m right.

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\[Sonic\]: I just hate you in general.

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\[Shadow\]: You mean in “g-eneral”?

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\[Sonic\]: Ugh! I am “going” to kill you!