Dear butthurt Europeans;

Feel free to stop mindlessly bashing America. We’re sorry that Hitler messed your continent up and left the United States as the only industrialized Western power untouched by WW2, but our relevance on the world stage isn’t going anywhere and you might as well get used to it.

If you really can’t accept that you have 2 choices;

Get your collective shit together and form an actual union capable of rivaling the United States and China economically, as well as militarily.

If that doesn’t appeal to you, and I doubt it will as you’ve all been bickering for the past 3,000 years or so, then you may as well start learning Mandarin so as to more adequately complain about the Chinese when they take over.

Feel free to resume being of marginal importance to world affairs.

Sincerely; Your friends, trade partners, and protectors in the United States.

PS- My freedom of speech is absolute, is yours? No? Didn’t think so.