You think I even want to touch this garbage

I can give you 20 reasons why I hate it without even playing it.

1. The “Rhodes island” thing

2. Chibi artstyle was cute at first, now it’s just annoying to see. Everyone does it, if you’re going to bandwagon, at least do it well.

3. Pretty much every name either follows the color + noun formula or is some bullshit war-related word that makes no sense.

4. The cure for Antichrist disease or whatever is not shooting it. You don’t need weapons to make a vaccine.

5. WEE WOO WEE WOO JAILBAIT LOLI ALERT

6. All the girls are stereotypical anime high schoolers.

7. It’s just worse fire emblem in terms of gameplay, let’s be honest.

8. It’s a free game with characters ranked by stars, so obviously a gacha, which is always a bad sign.

9. There are things that mix medieval weaponry and futuristic settings well, like Nexo Knights or Warhammer. This is not one of them.

10. Why are all the dudes buff and shirtless? Well, ‘all the dudes’ if, like, 2 male characters in a sea of oversexualized females counts.

11. The aforementioned oversexualized female characters.

12. Foxgirls. That is all.

13. It has a unique premise, which they could focus on in the advertisements, but nope. Accentuate the terrible in-app purchase system and talk about fucking the characters.

14. Speaking of the ads, they’re all either some random jacksepticeye wannabe gawking over the girls and talking about how much he wants to fuck them, or it’s all just lazily made cinematics using motion tweens they found in the attic and random Japanese voicelines.

15. Speaking of Japanese voicelines, it’s obviously just catering to the weebs since the company that makes and produces it is not, in fact, japanese.

16. Boring and unoriginal character designs.

17. “Fight for the dawn,” “through the darkness, we see light,” what are these dumb quotes that have nothing to do with the premise or gameplay?

18. I don’t see the connection between shooting people and curing diseases. Unless it’s some kind of zombie disease in which case congratulations, you are now every mobile strategy game ever.

19. The artstyle is weird and inconsistent. It’s really jarring going from nice and detailed character portraits to dumbed down chibi things that I still don’t like.

20. All around generic, bland, and unoriginal. Made to cash in on the internet’s anime phase and will probably be dead in a few months since nobody will care anymore by then.

You didn’t ask me to but I did it anyway. Fuck you.