Well, 🤗, I’ve explained this before in some of my comments but it appears some redditors have a serious reading 📃 disorder so I will explain it again. Now, where were we? Ah yes, gravy 😋. You know, it all started 6 years ago. Back then, I was happily married to this man (he turned out to be a cunt so I left him 💁‍♀️, but that’s not relevant in this story ). As you probably know, the members of a couple do the sex like all the time. Children fall asleep? Do the sex (👌🏻👈🏻). Internet goes off? Do the sex (👌🏻👈🏻) Husband leaves for a business trip? Do the sex (👌🏻🤛🏽). Anyway, 😏, when the novelty of sex wears off it starts feeling like a chore, and thus the mind seeks new forms of entertainment to regain the lost spice 🌶. So it was only natural for the kinks to arrive 💃. We started experimenting on all sorts of things (I will not dwelve into details in order to keep the post PG 🍭). After a while, gravy caught our attention. 😄. Or maybe, it was the gravy what chose me, we will never know. As a river flows into the ocean and it knows no other course, so the gravy inevitably slipped into my coochie🥣➡️👌🏻. And boi, did it feel GREAT. Warm, greasy sauce rubbing against the walls of my inner tube. At first we used it as lube (my ex-husband would dip his you-know-what🍆 in the gravy pot and then would do the sex for hours). But surprisingly enough, there was a side-effect we could have never dreamed of. Apparently, gravy possesses a few chemical properties which have escaped science’s grasp for so many years 😮. If hot enough, gravy particles acquire the ability to disrupt the sperm cells through a process known as gravytosis, immediately killing them. To make it easy for you reddit simpletons 🤗, as long as the gravy is in there I cannot conceive a baby!! Now my life motto is: NO BABY WHERE THERE’S GRAVY!. There you have it, now you know why I chose this beautiful name! (please stop username-shaming me, I’d appreciate that🤕) I wish you all a great day and a safe and fun reddit-browsing experience! 😊