I sexually Identify as a Rubiks Cube. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being scrambled and unscrambled by a human being . People say to me that a person being a Rubiks Cube is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I want to be solved. I’m having Rubik inject me with food colouring into my cubes. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cube” and respect my right to have a simple outer layer with a complex heterogeneous, multifarious, labyrinthine, convoluted inner layer of elaborate, entangled, and miscellaneous realities. If you can’t accept me you’re a cubeaphobe and need to check your rotisserie chicken privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.