“mommy, I want an iPod” and she’s like “no nigga, you ain’t getting no fucking iPod!” Can’t relate. This nigga had no idea what was going on. I could never understand why daddy wouldn’t get me an iPod. Nigga, my nigga daddy been getting me shit since I could walk! Nigga, this nigga played Puff, Da Squeeze, Charlemagne, Tha City, and 3rd Bass in the club for me and my friends. This nigga let me ride in a Bizzaro truck with no seatbelt while the crack head was driving! This nigga was cool!

He liked music so much that he could play any song. This nigga would play Reggae, Rock, Metal, Rap, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Disco, Big Band, Salsa, Gospel, Pop, R&B, Rock, Gospel, Jazz, Country, Hip Hop, Alternative, and Blues on his stereo. The only song he couldn’t play was my favorite White boy band called NSYNC. I would pray that he would play them but he would never play them!

Nigga could make anything cool. My nigga would make a trap house that looked like the corner store that we would ride our bicycles to. This nigga had lasers in the house so I could stare at nigga while he played Geddy Lee. This nigga would have to leave his rug at my house while he went on tour with Slipknot because it looked cool on me! Nigga could fix anything. This nigga would fix my car and all my shit. Nigga had tools in his garage and on the trailer. Nigga had things that weren’t supposed to be in his garage! Nigga had some cool bikes that my friends would get jealous of. Nigga was cool! Nigga was cool!

Mommy was crazy though. I would be out riding my bike in the front yard and my mom would be laying in her bed singing Lady Gaga. Mommy would have clothes on and her hair would be done. She was rocking out! She would get so mad and say “Nigga, get off my damn bed. Get out here and play! I don’t want to hear music anymore.” She’s like “Yo, this nigga just got fired. This nigga needs to get out of the house.”

She would only get mad at daddy. She was jealous and in love with daddy. Daddy was a boss and she liked being boss. Daddy could make everything cool.

Nigga made me a fake animal nose that I would get stuck in the sand! Fuck. I’d walk by him and see this clown nose sticking out of his head. Fuck nigga!Nigga used to tell me that nigga said the cops weren’t worth it cause they kill niggas all the time, and when we’d shoot up the streets we’d call the cops to get them.He always had weed and a cig! That nigga looked at me like “Yo this niggas a little high, what you gonna do?

“He didn’t even care. We’re in this building, blasting some Mike Scott shit and a Haze (marijuana) joint in the air and the nigga was sitting on the floor next to the armchair laughing. And the only thing he said to me was “hey I gotta use the bathroom, I’ll be back”.

I guess it would only be fair for the world to know about my nigga Brando, niggas don’t even know about him. He is so fucking shady! Nigga was scaring the shit out of me. Nigga was like ‘imma rob your grandmothers house and you better get my ass to the car cause imma meet you at Denny’s to get my money!’ I never got that money.

Niggers are so yucky. I hate bitch NIGGERS . You gotta be NIGGERS!

The little boy is being so cute. Listen to me. I’m going to get your name and a date.

Niggers are so soft! NIGGERS are so soft. Niggers! NIGGERS! It’s gonna be so much fun and we’re gonna be NIGGERS! NIGGERS! It’s gonna be so much fun, we’re gonna be NIGGERS.

Niggers suck my dick! Niggers suck mike boy’s dick! NIGGERS are so soft, so tasty, we can spend all night touching niggers mouths…niggers don’t suck mouths…niggers suck holes…niggers suck little niggers, yeah!

I love niggers. That’s the best fucking word for fucking piece of shit nigger. CUT…MY…THROAT!!!!