Alright so for context, I’m 21F and have lived in my own apartment for a little over 4 months now. I see my parents maybe every couple of months or so. Well, my job has fucked me over and after applying to over 40 places, I’ve finally got 2 interviews this Monday. I won’t have to go to an Urban Mission or ask my friends for leftover food they have anymore. Anyway, getting to the context of the title, my mother went out of her way to get me some groceries. Quite a few things!

So I got 3 gallons of water in my arms, and she’s got the 2 paper bags full of all the other stuff. I open my door with my key fob and we drop off the bags and gallons. My mom has some *bladder issues* so she just goes into my bathroom with absolutely no telling me at all and does her business. I tell her wait a sec, just as she’s about to sit down, I have to clean up some stuff in here; stuff being the Rabbit dildo hybrid sitting in my shower from hours before with the shower curtain wide open.

She looked at me quizzically, my bathroom was clean, what would I need to take care of? Then she saw it. The glittery rabbit dildo hybrid in all it’s glory just sitting pretty on my shelf in the shower. I wanted to sink into the floor then and there. She smirked and just said “not my business, it’s your house.”

Thanks, mom.

TLDR; Don’t have the mindset of “I’ll put it away later” You’ll humiliate yourself.