Sorry, but if you cant live without a bidet, you’re just a straight up pussy. I mean, who the fuck would care so much about the cleanliness of their own ass that they would compare it to your face? Thats just insulting to yourself, to think your ass and face deserve the same type of care. To think that you would actually touch your ass so much that you have to have it sparkling clean just screams homosexual. What kind of butt slut would touch their ass 37 times a day? A faggot, thats who.