BIG ONES PUMP A LUMP CUM DUMP WITH A BIG OL SWIMMING POOL HEATED JACUZZI GOT THAT WET JET FR FR I AM A CONVICTED FELON WITH A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST IN PHILADELPHIA, FLORIDA AND ALSO IN MIAMI (FLORIDA BUT LIKE THE SECOND GATE OF HELL). I GOT 50K ON MY HEAD BOUNTY NEED TO LIE WITH A KNIFE ON MY BED IM SO PARANOID I WILL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD NAV FOR REAL I AM LITERALLY A RUNAWAY POLICE REPORT POSTED ON MARCH 2 OF 2021, NO HOPE FOR A STRAIGHT KILLA LIKE ME I AM THE REALIST I GOT ALL THE FUNDS FROM A TRUST FUND ACCOUNT BC I CANNOT FIND A JOB BECAUSE I GOT A TATTOO OF THE DUDE FROM MASTERCHEF CANADA ON MY NECK AND NOW THE ACCOUNTING OFFICE WILL NOT HIRE ME. THIS IS A MORAL DILLEMA BECAUSE I LOVE THAT GUY SO MUCH HES PRETTY FUNNY, DO I SACRIFICE THE DAVID JORGE TATTOO OR DO I GO ON LIVING MY BEST LIFE. I AM THE REALEST ALIVE. YOU CAN’T EVEN BEAT ME IM SO FLY I HAVE TO EXPRESS IT IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE 饿撒上我爱上的饭二法俄打我每次拿盒妒忌不好大声！GOT SO MUCH CAKE CALL IT A BAKERY. MAKE IT AWAKE ITS ACTUALLY ALIVE RUSSIA TESTED THEIR VERSION OF THE COVID VACCINE TURNED THAT GIRL’S (RECTUM) INTO A LIVING ORGANISM. NGL WAS KINDA COOL AT FIRST HOWEVER, THIS WAS VERY ALARMING AS IT STARTING BITING MY ANKLE. HELP. HELP THIS NOT FUN ANYMORE. PHEW I FINALLY GOT IT OUT. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RUSSIAN POLICE DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO REAL GUNS I LEARNED THIS TODAY. THAT CAKE WAS OUTTTA THIS WORLD. THIS WAS A WHOLE SPACE CAKE. WHOLE BAKERY. GOT 13 GIRLS CALL THAT BAKER’S DOZEN. I AM SO COOL BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY 41 YEARS OUT OF STATE PENNETENTRY FUCK I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT HELP! I FAILED EVERY 1ST GRADE SPELLING BEE. DAMN YOU MRS. JORDAN I SWEAR TO GOT IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN AND YOU BE MAKING ME GET WRONG AT THE BANGLADESH / VINEYARD. THROAT GOATS.