After the tragic events last night in Vegas, I did a šŸ¤™sweetšŸ¤˜ kickflip on my skateboard and then got my nose pierced with my pansexual hipster girlfriend while we slugged down can after can of Monster energy drink. Afterwards we jammed a couple caps of Molly up our assholes and spent the entire rest of the night on the beach letting off bottle rockets and shouting racial slurs at the moon. ā¤Thoughts and love to all those injured and lost last night. It feels very real when it is so close. Absolutely devastating. Our thoughts are with you.