Take a close look at her mom.

Imagine yourself 25 years older so that you’re the same age.

Now imagine having two kids and working 80 hours a week because hell.

Then picture a pandemic, and you having to work 80 hours a week in the same house as her mom and your two devil-spawn.

Throw a dog in the mix too. But your dog eats everything in sight if you don’t keep it locked in a cabinet. And when the dog eats human food it shits all over the house.

Now picture her mom cleaning it up because life. But your oldest thought it funny to chase your youngest and now your youngest slipped in said poop.

So you and her mom are washing the kids in the tub with the dog locked in the bathroom with you so that it can’t track it’s own shit around the house any more than it has.

But finally you get the shit cleaned up, the kids to bed, work finished, and you sit down with her mom for a nightcap, and you realize you wouldn’t have it any other way. Because god dammit, her mom is your best friend and the sex is great but really you just enjoy being friends.

If you can imagine all that, she’s probably not the right one for you. You should date her mom.