Boy, I have been in Vietnam I have clapped many men in my lifetime. You best start running before I clap you so hard that your flapjacks will start looking like cherry plums. And then you will cry.

My mere presence had made grown men cower from fear because they still bear scars from my previous occurrence with them They just collapse after the first clap, crushed pelvises.

And that’s only if you’re lucky. But you’ll at least have a new hobby Hula hooping! Since I can replace your Pelvis with a plastic hula hoop, forcing you to CONSTANTLY play Hula hoop with your Pelvis 24/7, to stop your entire rib cage and all organs from collapsing.