Listen b\*tch, you want to call me a neckbeard? Am I a neckbeard because I enjoy art? Because I can appreciate the value of an expertly crafted story, amazing gameplay, and a beautiful game world? Because I have experienced more than any normal human. I have saved the princess. I have defended Earth from the Reapers. I have traversed time, space, and dimensions. I am the Dragonborn. I am the Witcher. I am the Lone Wanderer. I have challenged the Elite Four… and won. Does a neckbeard finish Dark Souls in one weekend without dying… oh on my first try btw. And that was after making a speech on transcendental consciousness to a COLLEGE CLASS. I have solved impossible math equations BY ACCIDENT. I read philosophy books for FUN. Am I making myself clear sweetie? Or are you a neuronormative goon who thinks “football” is the pinnacle of human creation? You probably couldn’t even jump on a goomba… My ancestors are smiling at me fool… can you say the same?