Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, Fortnite was released in 2017, but Donald Trump was elected in 2016.” Just hold your horses, and all will become apparent.

Fortnite was *conceived* as an idea in 2016. This abomination brought forth from the recesses of man’s darkest minds disgusted the Greek Pantheon, and they met on Mount Olympus to discuss what should be done. Zeus proposed a simple lightning strike to smite the one responsible and cease any progress of the idea, while Poseidon proposed an acceleration to global warming to flood the lands at which the idea was conceived. Hades, however, did not desire such evils to permeate his domain, the underworld, so he devised a wicked plan. He recruited Hesperides, the nymph who brought orange trees upon the land, and she then rose up the orange man. Gifting him with luck, fortune beyond belief, and the defiance of all odds, what would be a blessing to him would be a curse to others.

Once he rose to position, she ceased her whimsical magicks. This clearly shows, as now more people are suffering from the symptom known as “Trumpgret” as time goes on – as the magicks wear off. We are being punished by the gods for our misdeeds