Can’t believe you just called me out on my joke like that. Wow, I feel so attacked rn. I thought we were friends but then you go and do something like this to me??? Like c’mon that’s just terrible. Ii wouldn’t wish a fate like this upon my worst enemy. Seriously, this is torture, no one should have to go through something like this. It’s enough to make a man break down. Can’t believe you would do something like that to me you absolute fucking bitch. I will eliminate your family, friends, and other various loved ones that you may or may not have. By the time I am done with you, you will wish you never even spoke to me you fuckin causal. You will become but a pawn on my chessboard. Nothing but a piece for me to toy with as I see fit. Your life will be hell and I’ll be the devil. No joy you feel will ever be genuine again. Any happiness that you think you have found will soon reveal itself to be another one of my machinations ultimately meant to torment you. Any penny you find on the ground will be painted there, any milk you drink will be sour. The world will work against you. Living will be as undesirable as dying. I won’t give you enough cause to end it all specifically so that you will suffer under my wrath for as long as possible. You will truly regret having done this to me. In the future you will look back and see this as the day you spit in the face of your new God.