All of your photos are high quality artistic masterpieces of sexuality that seem like they’ve been plucked from a photo shoot.

Except, this one seems like it was taken on a whim from an phone just because. Doesn’t seem like much if any time went into thinking it over, and yet it’s still as tantalizingly sexy, if not sexier than, all your other posts!

So the only thing left to ask is, how do you keep coming up with such excellent content!? I’m literally sitting here, with my boner, aghast