Why are American girls so hard to talk to? I am polite and very good Japanese man who loves America and American babes! But I am having troubles finding an American girlfriend. Each time I approach one, I say “Howdy ma’am!” I always ask them about their favourite Hollywood film before talking about my collection of G.I Joe action figures. They’re usually really rude and obnoxious (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I am Japanese. Yes, I get that it’s awkward because of things like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but I don’t hold it against them. They weren’t involved in the Manhattan project, so why judge them for it? Why can’t the American babes just realize that I respect American culture and that I really want to be part of it. I’m willing to marry an American woman, adopt American children and even live in American suburban wasteland for the rest of my life. I even paid 500000 yen for English classes and cowboy accent training so I can fit better in America. Plus, I cook a mean skillet of ground beef (for those who don’t know, Americans eat a lot of beef, I do too my Mom says that I act like a American cowboy because of all the beef I eat and the movies I watch).