She’s this lady who lived a couple blocks away from me. As kids growing we all called her “aunty Fa”. She was this sweet lady but then got in a relationship with a traveling billionaire. Whatever happened in the relationship, she actually had an unfortunate psychotic break and started beating people up who disagreed with her or sometimes because of something on the news. She even went and looted stores and burned things down. I heard of a few of those incidents in Oregon, New York, and Wisconsin. She even tried starting her own autonomous region (mad respect). Her billionaire boyfriend is said to have bailed her out every time and won the hearts of the legal system with this tragic story of how she was just trying to defend people against the real enemies. Of course many people believed that her boyfriend was actually the mastermind behind this all, pushing her over the edge and maybe even paying her to do these things specifically, because he did have a questionable history. Some people even think that Auntie Fa is just an idea or myth, not even a real person, that there are just people pretending to be her to frame her. Any violent act associated with this person was purely coincidence, because, she’s pure in intentions regardless (just like Stalin). I myself wonder if she actually existed as a person or just a group imagination.

But in actuality we are all antifa it lives in each of our hearts. Both none of us are antifa and all of are antifa. That’s the beauty of Aunty Fa. Legend now has it that if you leave freshly printed stacks of hundred dollar bills, a pile of bricks, a few arson materials, and a relevant biased news media link outside on a warm and misty night, Aunty Fa comes and does God’s bidding for the pursuit of true justice.