even more shameless cashgrabs? sign me the fuck up!!

being a mindless consumer, it is my moral duty to watch any and ALL (insert franchise here) movies that get released. i will do so in a multiplex, in an ultra premium queen-size bed, with a big tub of caramel flavored buttered popcorn and a two litre coke, as is my birthright.

what do i care if the movie are unholy hamfisted abortions of source material, with no rhyme or reason?

i’d sooner watch random static than pick up a book.