Deaw Pwesident Vwadimiw Putin, I’m so sowwy *sees bulge* that I was nyot youw mothew, If I was youw mothew you wouwd’ve been so wuvd, ;;w;; hewd >w< in the x3 a-awms of joyous ^-^ wight, nyevew w-wouwd this stowy’s pwight the x3 wowwd unfuwwed *sweats* befowe ouw eyes a puwe demise of nyation s-s-sitting p-peacefuw undew a n-nyight sky. If I was youw mothew the x3 wowwd w-wouwd have been wawm, so much w-w-waughtew and joy nyothing *runs away* w-wouwd hawm. I can’t imaginye the x3 stain the x3 souw-steawing pain that w-wittwe boy, you must’ve seen and b-b-bewieved and the x3 fowmuwation *notices buldge* of t-t-thought quickwy taught that you wived in a cwuew unjust wowwd. Is this why you decide nyo onye wiww get the x3 best *starts twerking* of you ?!! ( giving swoop mod w-wouwd give us the x3 best *starts twerking* of you I sweaw ). Is this WHY ^-^ you do nyot hide *cries* NyOW AWAY SHY (・`ω´・) fwom taking back the x3 wowwd, was i-it because so eawwy ÚwÚ in wife aww that stwife ^-^ wwacked youw w-wittwe body with f-feaw. If I was youw mothew, if the x3 wowwd was cowd I wouwd’ve died t-to make you wawm, i’d die t-to pwotect you fwom the x3 unjust, UwU the x3 viowence, the x3 tewwow, the x3 u-u-uncewtainty, I wouwd’ve died t-to give you wife. *screeches* Oh, DEAW PWESIDENT ^-^ VWADIMIW PUTIN ?-?-?!?1 If onwy i’d been youw mothew, pewhaps the x3 towtuwe of unwwit youth *twerks* w-wouwd nyot within *whispers to self* youw h-h-heawt imbue ascwiption t-to such *twerks* feawty against that wowwd that seemed so cwuew. Pewhaps, you w-wouwd howd deaw Human *runs away* wife and on this n-nyight instead of mothew Wazew’s wounge, you w-wouwd caww me. I w-wouwd set youw mind quite fwee with the x3 wuv that onwy a modewatow/mothew c-can give ?-?-?!?1 And onwy a mothew/modewatow c-can take away. *huggles tightly* When howds she d-doesn’t hawm at bay ( To make i-it whyme, Mewcus is gay ) and weaves hew boy fow the x3 pwomise of a man whatevew youw stowy Mistew Vwadimiw Putin, I can’t imaginye how i-it feews :3 in youw h-h-heawt but I knyow if I was youw mothew, that w-wouwd be a stawt, *sweats* towawds the x3 awawenyess of what a powewfuw b-being of Wight you c-couwd be if youw mind was onwy fwee fwom the x3 viowence you’ve seen when *notices buldge* you wewe