I walked my dumb ass dog cause he wouldn’t shut the fuck up and he took a shit so I picked it up but there was no trash around so I walked back to the door to the apartment we’re staying in (needs a key) but then my dog was still in a sitting position and he still had shit hanging from his fucking ass and there was a group of Indian people walking from behind and watching my distraught dog and me forcefully pulling him away pretending I didn’t see his pebble of a turd left, then my sister took a fucking shitload of time to open the door to the apartment building so I had to hold and breath in the fumes of the steaming pile of beans in a bag