I’m sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to detain you for violation of the law. According to the 29th amendment to the United States Constitution, all spoken, written, or generally communicated forms of the phrases “uwu”, “owo”, or similar anime-related expressions are prohibited. The reason for this is suspected psychological and physical effects on others, including cringe and probable loss of faith in humanity for surrounding civilians. The punishment for violating the amendment ranges from a $25,000 fine, or, in case of a severe and repeated offense, 15 years in federal prison. Your comment has been reported to the chief of police, and our unit expects to see you at the station no later than Monday.