oh, hooman, can you halp me ?
cuz i made a huge mistake
a spicy fly flew in my mouth
n, oh, what pain it make!
it buzzed aroun my head a bit
i took alittle snap
nex thing i knew, i swallowed it
n now it hurts like crap…
my mouf is swol n stingy
n it makes me hafta pout :@(
now will it bite my butt hole
when i try ‘n poop it out ?!