oh, hooman, can you halp me ?

cuz i made a huge mistake

a spicy fly flew in my mouth

n, oh, what pain it make!

it buzzed aroun my head a bit

i took alittle snap

nex thing i knew, i swallowed it

n now it hurts like crap…

my mouf is swol n stingy

n it makes me hafta pout :@(

now will it bite my butt hole

when i try ‘n poop it out ?!