*Takes long drag from cigarette*

Listen, kid. I understand. I really do. I’ve been around this tag group long enough to remember its glory days of mostly on-topic posts. It was just a little group then. Maybe a few hundred members. Back then, you’d see a joke like this and say “huh?” But you wouldn’t care because you’d be laughing your ass off at the Christian wife-swappers or the guy coordinating with his girlfriend’s “side n***a” so he could take out his “side b***h.” And you could make fun of unicorn hunters without starting a debate about what, if anything, makes unicorn hunting unethical.

Things sure have changed since then. Nowadays, I see a post like this and I just thank my lucky stars it’s not another reposted gag about some monogamous husband whose wife got knocked up by another guy.

Maybe I’m broken. Maybe I’ve given up. Maybe I’ve become part of the problem. But when I see this black glove, I say “well, each finger could be for a different partner who enjoys a different kind of stimulation. That’s the poly joke, I guess.” It’s not much. But it’s something.

*Flicks cigarette onto the street and slowly walks away.*