BEYONCE AINT NO FUCKING QUEEN SHE A BASIC ASS BITCH

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

LET ME JUST SAY SOMETHING KANYE. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCJKING LOSER. HOW FUCKING BROKE IS YOU?

YOU CAN TELL SNL NOT TO KISS YOUR WHOLE ASS HOLE CAUSE YOUR NOT EVEN A FCKING REAL PERSON YOU DONT EXIST YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF TAYLOR SWIFTS IMAGINATION

IN FACT.

BEYONCE GOT A FUCKING GRAMMY

TAYLOR SWIFT HAS THE GREATEST REPUTATION OF ALL TIME

BEYONCE IS A BASIC BITCH

TAYLOR SWIFT IS A BAYSIC BITCH

AND DAISY RIDLEY IS A BAESIC BITCH

ONE BIJILLION DOLLARS

“HEY IT’S MY NAME!”

YES! I KNOW! I GET IT NOW!

That was a really nice jacket. I meant it. I liked your jacket. I’m just brainstorming. You still have to write in my yearbook.

I still have to write in yours.

The text:

Hey babe. I want to take you home… I want to bathe you in a bathtub filled with peanut butter and douse in you in fully organic, all natural honey. Also slather you in molasses. Then I want to lick you down to your clitoris…

“I don’t know how to respond to any of this.”

I know.

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