“So my friend likes this one reddit full of copypasta. He never tells me the name of it but I know its a copypasta because he is not as intelligent as me and thus these long intricate messages he sends me.

So my search for this holy grail of Copypasta starts with me as a young boy in my school’s ISS room looking at the best subreddits god has to offer. The very first one I check is r/dankmemes. The first thing I can conclude from this page is that the mods are really gay.

The second subreddit I check out is r/gonewild, as some of these copypastas sure love going in detail about how gracious the horse cock is and how it is only surpassed by the canine penis’s majesty. I also spent a couple of hours on this subreddit doing what we in the business call important research, and not fapping the devil out of your penis.

The third subreddit was r/furries. I was really reluctant to search here but my thirst for answers got the best of me and I left this subreddit with no less than 5 servings of rule 34 damnation in my mind.

The fourth and at the moment final subreddit I searched was called r/columbus, as maybe he got his copypastas from a local dealer. To no avail however,

One day though my best friend logs into my computer on his gmail and I get all of his bookmarks, to find that the subreddit I was looking for was actually-”

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2/15/18