I walk into an official MENSA IQ test. I sit down and they slide me a sheet of paper with a picture of two Pocahontases shitting. I get so unfathomably hard that I cannot think. MENSA diagnoses me with subhuman IQ and I am taken to their headquarters as a servant to my intellectual superiors. With no Pocahontas to distract my mind I formulate a plan. I get another servant to smuggle in a copy of “Rick and Morty” I start playing it on a large television screen. While the high-IQs are busy discussing the intense philosophical quandaries of “Rick and Morty” I sneak out of the facility alongside other servants. On the run, I form a group with the other escapees to free my fellow servants and take down MENSA.