Geezer louise-gi hahaha get it hun?

Reallly nothing?

Oh, haha ok no I get it. This is your little game isnt it? Embarrassing me in front of our company, haha no it’s fine, could I speak to you in the bedroom please?

door shuts behind us and immediately muffled sounds of violence and screaming could be heard over the smooth jazz we have playing on the record player we got as a wedding present.

YOU STUPID FUCKING HOLE, YOU NEVER EMBARASS ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH, spits YOURE LUCKY A GUY LIKE ME EVER LOVED SOME FUCKING GUTTER PIG LIKE YOU, NOW IM GONNA GO BACK OUT THERE AND HAVE A NICE EVENING WITH OUR FRIENDS, YOU SIT HERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUVE DONE.

door opens and closes quickly behind me briefly unmuffling the sobs and cries for help from my wife

Haha ooh anyway guys, the oooole ball and chain cant handle her wine so shes calling it a night early, women amirite? Hahaha anywho, what were we talking about?