Pfft, MMA for five years? Really? That’s nothing, I spent twenty years training my magnum dong by repeating beating it with stick and doing dick-pushups with it. Now it is so muscular and strong that it con punch a four inch diameter hole in a concrete wall just by me getting aroused. I hope I meet you and you talk shit to me so that I can show youwhat 15 inches of justice will feel like lodged in his skull.