Consolefags are NOT gamers


You wouldn’t call a person who only lifts 5 lb dumbweights a weightlifter


You wouldn’t call someone who rides around on their childhood bike they got at 10 years old every 2 weeks a cyclist


You wouldn’t call a guy who owns a shitty, out of tune guitar, who only touches it once every 2 months a guitarist


Until you actually spend time, money, and effort into building an actual rig meant to play games, you are not a fucking gamer. You’re just a dipshit who handed some loser at a counter some money and somehow managed to get some cords plugged into the wall despite your clinical deficiency in brain cells. Careful now, your controller isn’t edible, don’t make that mistake again. Just take your ass to the nearest padded playpen and stop pretending you’re real people.