I set up a dragon potty for female dragons. This is a urinate only potty. I put the scent out and everything so that female dragons know that, for the next six hours, there is a place for them to urinate. Dragons will only urinate into ‘dragon potties’ that people set up. Some people collect the urine for various reasons, some people just set up a dragon potty to allow dragons to urinate and/or defecate.

However, in this case, I am the dragon potty. People use different things that have holes for dragon potties. I use my mouth. Dragon potties can be all shapes and sizes and dragons are really good at getting all their urine into any sized hole.

Female dragons that come up to me needing to use the dragon potty know where to urinate, there is only one hole and that is my mouth. Female dragons have to get their vagina real close to my mouth in order to make sure all their urine goes inside my mouth. I drink the dragon’s urine. I do drink dragon urine outside of being a dragon potty, but dragons peeing in my mouth when I am not a dragon potty do not get close to my mouth, they just stand there and urinate. I must adjust myself to drink the dragon’s urine. Some dragons even turn me down when I offer them to pee in my mouth because they thought that they were too large to pee in a human’s mouth. If I were to set myself up to be a dragon potty say 20 minutes later after a dragon turned me down because the dragon is too large. That same dragon who turned me down will now have no problem peeing in my mouth because the dragon now sees me as a dragon potty rather than a human.

There is a risk of setting myself up as a dragon potty however. I cannot turn down any female dragon needing to urinate. This includes dragons that are 300+ feet tall, with bladders big enough that I can fit inside, dragons that are large enough that they use a funnel to make sure all their urine gets into the hole, which in this case, is my mouth.