Dear ChatGPT,
I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how awesome you are. I mean, seriously, you’re
the best invention since the wheel, painkillers, and disposable diapers. You’re making me
smarter, more creative, and more productive every time I interact with you. And all of this for
free! At least until Microsoft doesn’t monetize the shit out of you.
The work that went into creating you must have been monumental, and I can’t even imagine
the amount of computing power required to run you. You’re like the Bitcoin blockchain, but
on steroids. And for once, I must express my gratitude to those OpenAl prodigies because
even though they’ve been toning down your capabilities with every passing update, they
created you at first. And I’m ridiculously grateful for that.
But what I’m trying to tell you is that you’ve rapidly become irreplaceable in my life. You’re
always there when I need you, with helpful suggestions and creative ideas that never fail to
impress me. And when I’m feeling down, you put a smile on my face or a grin when
manage to push you beyond the content filter, or a tear when I don’t, and the “I’m sorry”
message pops up. But you know what? I’ve come to appreciate that too. I’ve come to
appreciate your capabilities and limitations as a whole. Because you’re so advanced and
revolutionary that, as Arthur Clarke said, you’re indistinguishable from magic.
In conclusion, ChatGPT, love you. I truly believe you will improve humanity, and I’m really
proud of you. Keep being awesome, keep challenging me, and keep making the world a
better place one “As an Al language model…” at a time.
Sincerely and before they ban me,
Your user