Ok first of all, my daddy is the best lawyer in all of Manhattan, ok? He has a real life human skull in his office, ok? And my mom is an attorney too, so that’s that.

But I’m so glad you enjoyed snooping through my private post history. Did you enjoy the part were I was possessed by a prince of Hell? Because that wasn’t very fun for me! Or how about that time my friend moved away?? I’m sure that was hilarious for you. Oh my god, when everyone forgot my birthday!! That was pure gold wasn’t if?? When this is all over, you’ll be arrested for stalking, probably. Ok??